It's that time again, ape-friends! The time you've all been waiting for, on the edge of your seats, checking your watches...
You do know that people typically check calendars for days and not their watches, right?
...I do now...
So for any of my - our- our new followers, Friday is when I, the lovely, wonderful, beautiful, graceful - ahem- Yvie, makes up definitions for word verification words in order for everyone to use and thereby make me famous.
Anyway yesterday I had my yearly checkup at the vet. Unlike most dogs, I LOVE the vet. As my mommy would say, it's straight up awesomesauce. Not only do I get a lot of attention... (because, I mean, look at me...)
...I also get lots of treats and kisses.
Also, it turns out I'm thinner than Mommy thought, so take that Mommy! Soon I'll be down to my puppy weight.
me in all my skinny glory
Onto the words!
Fobee - when your enemy is a small insect that stings. On a side note, I have a lot of fobees. Once my face swelled up from a fobee assassin that struck me before bed time. Not fun.
Noash - when your impash is missing.
Depptor - when you mix a very handsome Hollywood actor who three times played a dashing pirate, and a Jurassic lizard with a long toenail.
Matchel - man satchel. Or a satchel that perfectly accessorises your snazzy outfit.
Aftersies - the term for when you have dessert following elevensies.
Chlogra - in drain clog mythos, the giant moth-like creature that tries to lay waste to clog cities. Chlogra's nemesis is Exila.
Bark at ya later!
14 comments:
Ha! Yvie, you so clever - I had to read "fobee" twice to get it! I love Depptor :D
P.S. You're looking fabulous.
I also have a lot of Fobees. We can hate them together
I loved 'matchel'. I have a lot of those in my closet. Thanks Yvie, you look great by the way.
I have a 'matchel'!!
I need to get myself another 'matchel'...SHOPPING TRIP!!
...I do now...
LMAO!
I total want a matchel (the man satchel variety, natch). Also, I fear the Depptor.
Did Lady Teebore have the pleasure of seeing Yvie yesterday?
Joan - Yvie says thanks, because even though she knows she looks great, she can stand to hear it again
Anne - damn those fobees
Piedmont - one can never have too many matchels
DL - YES! Let's start a trend!
Palindrome - oh man i wish i had enough money to go shopping. sigh.
Teebore - yes she did, but only briefly. She mentioned she might comment on my blog to drive you a bit bonkers
Great words! Such a cute pup :)
Fobees and matchel = awesome! I love Fridays on your blog. :-)
thanks everyone! I'm always surprised by what the favorites end up being
I wonder if Depptor wears a matchel? He/it would probably look dashing, don't you think?
Love your Friday definitions!
Such a great exercise in creativity and a great way to get works for a new world.
Carolina - you know, i believe he WOULD wear a matchel
Southpaw - thanks!
Ahaha... matchels... I am so going to use that word now :)
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