Friday, February 5, 2010

Friday Fun Words


It's that time again, ape-friends! The time you've all been waiting for, on the edge of your seats, checking your watches...

You do know that people typically check calendars for days and not their watches, right?

...I do now...

So for any of my - our- our new followers, Friday is when I, the lovely, wonderful, beautiful, graceful - ahem- Yvie, makes up definitions for word verification words in order for everyone to use and thereby make me famous.

Anyway yesterday I had my yearly checkup at the vet. Unlike most dogs, I LOVE the vet. As my mommy would say, it's straight up awesomesauce. Not only do I get a lot of attention... (because, I mean, look at me...)



...I also get lots of treats and kisses.

Also, it turns out I'm thinner than Mommy thought, so take that Mommy! Soon I'll be down to my puppy weight.

me in all my skinny glory




Onto the words!

Fobee - when your enemy is a small insect that stings. On a side note, I have a lot of fobees. Once my face swelled up from a fobee assassin that struck me before bed time. Not fun.

Noash - when your impash is missing.

Depptor - when you mix a very handsome Hollywood actor who three times played a dashing pirate, and a Jurassic lizard with a long toenail.

Matchel - man satchel. Or a satchel that perfectly accessorises your snazzy outfit.

Aftersies - the term for when you have dessert following elevensies.

Chlogra - in drain clog mythos, the giant moth-like creature that tries to lay waste to clog cities. Chlogra's nemesis is Exila.

Bark at ya later!

15 comments:

Joan Crawford said...

Ha! Yvie, you so clever - I had to read "fobee" twice to get it! I love Depptor :D
P.S. You're looking fabulous.

Anne said...

I also have a lot of Fobees. We can hate them together

Piedmont Writer said...

I loved 'matchel'. I have a lot of those in my closet. Thanks Yvie, you look great by the way.

DL Hammons said...

I have a 'matchel'!!

Your Friendly Neighborhood Palindrome said...

I need to get myself another 'matchel'...SHOPPING TRIP!!

Teebore said...

...I do now...

LMAO!

I total want a matchel (the man satchel variety, natch). Also, I fear the Depptor.

Did Lady Teebore have the pleasure of seeing Yvie yesterday?

Falen said...

Joan - Yvie says thanks, because even though she knows she looks great, she can stand to hear it again

Anne - damn those fobees

Piedmont - one can never have too many matchels

DL - YES! Let's start a trend!

Palindrome - oh man i wish i had enough money to go shopping. sigh.

Teebore - yes she did, but only briefly. She mentioned she might comment on my blog to drive you a bit bonkers

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Those are great!

Christine Danek said...

Great words! Such a cute pup :)

Shannon O'Donnell said...

Fobees and matchel = awesome! I love Fridays on your blog. :-)

Falen said...

thanks everyone! I'm always surprised by what the favorites end up being

Carolina Valdez Miller said...

I wonder if Depptor wears a matchel? He/it would probably look dashing, don't you think?

Love your Friday definitions!

Southpaw said...

Such a great exercise in creativity and a great way to get works for a new world.

Falen said...

Carolina - you know, i believe he WOULD wear a matchel

Southpaw - thanks!

AchingHope said...

Ahaha... matchels... I am so going to use that word now :)

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