Hi pals! It's me, Yvie, here to provide you with your weekly dose of new words.
A lot has been going on this week. An electrician came to fix the lights in the rooms, I got sick, George's one lip is acting funny and everyone is preparing to go camping.
BUT last weekend, on of the most bestest things happened. All the people went outside in the yard and left all us dogs inside. Which is a jerk move of course, they bought the yard just for us anyway. Well after a bit of time around the corner of the house, they came back, following the MOST AMAZING THING EVER as it walked across the patio in front of them:
LOOK AT THIS THING!!!! Right? Right. Needless to say I wanted it immediately. It was definitely bigger than any of the guinea pigs. If I ate that thing, I could be the most supreme dog ever, for sure.
But then Mommy scared him out the fence into the park. Stupid Mommy, throwing away my glory. Anyway, then they let us outside. We sniffed around a bit, but the best thing by far was the bucket. Oh did it smell.
The creature smelled like musk and also like a rat. So I decided to call it a Stinkpig. And one day, I'm going to eat one...
ONTO THE WORDS
(Mommy would like me to say that she's been so super busy this week that she really didn't have time to collect too many, but she found a few for me)
ENTAL - when you're not quite entish, but you're definitely rocking some sort of ent-like behavior
JOALS - jewel goals. This word is typically only used by jewel thieves. Hmmm, do jewel thieves even still exist?
LAIRRAYE - when you make your lair in a ray of sunlight. I know, it does seem to be a touch oxymoronic, but what can you do?
And that's all, Ape-friends! I hope you have a fun week while I'm out