A lot has been going on this week. An electrician came to fix the lights in the rooms, I got sick, George's one lip is acting funny and everyone is preparing to go camping.
BUT last weekend, on of the most bestest things happened. All the people went outside in the yard and left all us dogs inside. Which is a jerk move of course, they bought the yard just for us anyway. Well after a bit of time around the corner of the house, they came back, following the MOST AMAZING THING EVER as it walked across the patio in front of them:
LOOK AT THIS THING!!!! Right? Right. Needless to say I wanted it immediately. It was definitely bigger than any of the guinea pigs. If I ate that thing, I could be the most supreme dog ever, for sure.
But then Mommy scared him out the fence into the park. Stupid Mommy, throwing away my glory. Anyway, then they let us outside. We sniffed around a bit, but the best thing by far was the bucket. Oh did it smell.
The creature smelled like musk and also like a rat. So I decided to call it a Stinkpig. And one day, I'm going to eat one...
ONTO THE WORDS
(Mommy would like me to say that she's been so super busy this week that she really didn't have time to collect too many, but she found a few for me)
ENTAL - when you're not quite entish, but you're definitely rocking some sort of ent-like behavior
JOALS - jewel goals. This word is typically only used by jewel thieves. Hmmm, do jewel thieves even still exist?
LAIRRAYE - when you make your lair in a ray of sunlight. I know, it does seem to be a touch oxymoronic, but what can you do?
And that's all, Ape-friends! I hope you have a fun week while I'm out
14 comments:
Well Yvie for what it's worth, and no diss to you intended, I love the word "Stink Pig" best of all this week. I'm sorry you couldn't eat him.
Just for that I'm going to do my best to shoot Sarah tomorrow, Yvie. Don't you worry.
Huzzah! Hilarious as usual.
I'd like to think that there are still jewel thieves...At least that's what I dream of when I'm lying awake at night. Sigh.
Piedmont - yeah, stinkpig may just take the cake
Palindrome - we'll see who shoots whom this weekend... and yeah, i want jewels
Great post! It drove me ental, although I'll resist the temptation to become rat armed on the strength of it.
Have a good weekend, Boonsong
Love the fun words!
Also, I left Sarah a little something on my blog - sorry, Yvie, you can share it if you want, though. :D
If you ever want the chance to eat a stinkpig, head out this way. They're terrible little creatures and I wouldn't mind seeing a few less.
I would loved to have seen you two scouring the yard for the stinkpig.
Ental is great!
Last year we had muskrats living in our pond. Then we had BABY muskrats. They were cute, but the holes they dug into the side of our pond made walking around the pond a little too exciting and ankle-turning dangerous.
Stink pig *snort* I love Yvie! Such a spaz. She'd actually get along well with my cat, who seems to have a similar way of looking at things.
Oh my goodness, I love ental and the absolutely perfect picture that goes with it!
I just adore Yvie. Stinkpig! Haha. :)
Stinkpig. Classic Yvie.
There probably ARE jewel thieves still, but they probably don't dress all in black with ski hats and harnesses and those little circular cutter things that put holes in glass cases through which the jewels are removed, so not really, then.
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