...are you there blog people? Hi, it's me, George. I'm whispering because I've snuck onto the computer while Yvie is busy chewing on an antler. She doesn't know I'm stealing her post for this week.
I thought it was about time that someone actually spoke about the real Yvie. Sure she seems all great and poop hating but in reality, she doesn't hate poop at all.
She actually wrote a song about her relationship with poop when she was a puppy. The song was posted on her diary. I actually wrote a counter song, but I'm running out of time so I'll share that one later.
But here's Yvie's "Poop Spots" song, sung to the original Oompa Loompa song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Poop Spots Poop Spots, Why are they here?
Their magic appearance is so unclear.
Poop Spots Poop Spots they make my mom mad.
She sighs then she cleans and she says that I'm bad.
What have I done to deserve all this gripe?
All that I do is go poop in the night.
Then when she's up I go step in the poop,
And watch as my mommy jumps - through - hoops...
When I run around she chases me.
Poop Spots Poop Spots all on the floor.
If you don't see the poop spots it's time to make more.
Poop Spots Poop Spots they are so fun,
My mom tries to clean but there's more than just one.
What do you get when I poop on the floor?
And Mom's not around 'cuz she is such a bore?
I jump all around and I land on the pile
To clean them up will take her quite - a - while...
And then I'll go and make some more.
Poop Spots Poop Spots all on the wood.
If you want more just give me some food.
Poop Spots Poop Spots - You will soon see
That I like my Poop Spots
Poop Spots, poopy on me!
Poopy on me.
There you go, first hand proof that she's not the poop-hater she pretends to be.
Now, I'm supposed to make up some definitions or something, right?
Bumet - a small bum. Used typically for puppies. I mean babies. Whatever.
Hypoo - when you're so excited, you accidentally poop
Terdshoal - a sandbank in the bed of a body of water that is exposed above the surface of the water at low tide. Also it is, you guessed it, covered in turds
Redoe - a do-over for deer
Premon - a premature demon
Matoes - nickname for tomatoes.
Hey, this wasn't all that hard! Oh crud, Yvie's coming. Gotta go blog peeps.
* this week's words provided by Piedmont Writer