Friday, April 16, 2010

Friday Fun Words

...are you there blog people? Hi, it's me, George. I'm whispering because I've snuck onto the computer while Yvie is busy chewing on an antler. She doesn't know I'm stealing her post for this week.



I thought it was about time that someone actually spoke about the real Yvie. Sure she seems all great and poop hating but in reality, she doesn't hate poop at all.

She actually wrote a song about her relationship with poop when she was a puppy. The song was posted on her diary. I actually wrote a counter song, but I'm running out of time so I'll share that one later.

But here's Yvie's "Poop Spots" song, sung to the original Oompa Loompa song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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Poop Spots Poop Spots, Why are they here?
Their magic appearance is so unclear.
Poop Spots Poop Spots they make my mom mad.
She sighs then she cleans and she says that I'm bad.

What have I done to deserve all this gripe?
All that I do is go poop in the night.
Then when she's up I go step in the poop,
And watch as my mommy jumps - through - hoops...
When I run around she chases me.

Poop Spots Poop Spots all on the floor.
If you don't see the poop spots it's time to make more.
Poop Spots Poop Spots they are so fun,
My mom tries to clean but there's more than just one.

What do you get when I poop on the floor?
And Mom's not around 'cuz she is such a bore?
I jump all around and I land on the pile
To clean them up will take her quite - a - while...
And then I'll go and make some more.

Poop Spots Poop Spots all on the wood.
If you want more just give me some food.
Poop Spots Poop Spots - You will soon see
That I like my Poop Spots
Poop Spots, poopy on me!
Poopy on me.

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There you go, first hand proof that she's not the poop-hater she pretends to be.

Now, I'm supposed to make up some definitions or something, right?

Here goes

Bumet - a small bum. Used typically for puppies. I mean babies. Whatever.

Hypoo - when you're so excited, you accidentally poop

Terdshoal - a sandbank in the bed of a body of water that is exposed above the surface of the water at low tide. Also it is, you guessed it, covered in turds

Redoe - a do-over for deer

Premon - a premature demon

Matoes - nickname for tomatoes.


Hey, this wasn't all that hard! Oh crud, Yvie's coming. Gotta go blog peeps.


* this week's words provided by Piedmont Writer

19 comments:

Kittie Howard said...

Ohhh, this is cute. Maybe Yvie needs a cat to play with. Have you read Rita Mae Brown's Sneaky Pie series?? Two cats and a dog talk to each other and solve mysteries. Fun!

JustineDell said...

So then Yvie likes the Hypoo?
Great post, the song made my day. ;-)

~JD

Stina Lindenblatt said...

Too funny! I hate dog poop, too. Unfortunately some dog owners don't realize that and leave it all over my neighborhood for everyone to enjoy. As if.

Matthew Rush said...

God these always make me laugh so hard. Thanks Sarah, Yvie, George and Anne.

My WV: Pring - Verb, meaning to bring something, pretentiously.

Today's guest blogger is Rachel Alpine!

Talli Roland said...

I am loving your Friday Fun Words!

Especially 'bumet'. It does sound kind of cute!

Happy Friday!

Falen said...

Kittie - those books sound great!

Justine - she pretends she doesn't

Stina - yeah i hate people who do that.

Mathew - Pring is awesome! Also i love the new guest blogger tag!

Talli - thanks! But i can't take credit for bumet, that one was all piedmont

Janel said...

I thought cleaning doggy puke was a pain this morning. I feel much better after reading about poop spots - glad that never happened with us! :)

Palindrome said...

LMAO, that song is going to be stuck in my head all day. That was thoroughly awesome. Great way to start Fogo Day!

Summer said...

Oh god...so funny!!! And I totally read it along with the Oompa Loompa tune! Love it!

George is so cute! I love all the bracheocephalic dogs, but Frenchies are the best!

Bethany Wiggins said...

Thanks for the brilliant laugh! You're awesome. I left an award for you at my blog... if you've already seen it sorry I'm late in telling you! But life's always sort of really busy! Have a lovely weekend.

Piedmont Writer said...

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing!!! That song was just too hilarious. Thank you George, thank you Yvie, thank you Sarah.

Shelley Sly said...

Haha! Hilarious song, and fun words today. :)

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Hypoo is funny. I've actually seen many real words this week in the catchphrases.

Laura Marcella said...

This was so fun! Terdshoal- hahaha!

Falen said...

thanks everyone! i'm glad every day that she outgrew her poop spots phase

Lola Sharp said...

I always look forward to your friday humor.

LOVE the song. Love.

Happy Weekend,
Lola

Teebore said...

Can't...type...laughing...too...hard...

Falen said...

Teebore - it's only funny in hindsight, the poop spots i mean

AchingHope said...

Hahaha... Premon...

And a bumet does sounds cute.

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